Category: Joke Board
This is dedicated to someone who always posts these top ten thingys. Can you guess who?
THE OFFICE CONTEST TO BEAT ALL OFFICE CONTESTS
The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff
meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week.
(This is one pretty sharp boss!) When everyone gathered, the boss, who
understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose
of the meeting was to have a quick contest.
The theme: Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was they had to use
past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the
essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable.
About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top 10
List. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very
well for everyone!
The top 10 were:
10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!
9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper.
8. Viagra, Like a rock!
7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
3. Viagra, Home of the whopper!
2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!
And the unanimous number one slogan:
1. Viagra, This is your peepee, this is your peepee on drugs.
LOL.
Haha! Good one.
LMAO! Absolutely fabulous! I'm sure we can all come up with our own to add to that list, as well. Hahahahaha!
Oh I am sure like, hay ladies have a piece of the rock! or, I now can be in good hands!
How about the slogan for Verizon? Instad of "Can you hear me now?", it's "Can you feel me now?"
LOL Leann, that's good.
And Bob, I have no idea who you were referring to about the top 10 lists.
oh man that was great! loved it! lol hehehhehehe
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